legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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Captain America’s classic: say-your-line-then-jump-off-the-plane-so-no-one-else-gets-to-say-anything-after

(via kenya-naht)

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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iwanttosuckchrisevansdick:

wanderinginthetardis:

burqalicious:

THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE

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is this a reaction or an example? 

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fluffyrainbowbacon:

takenbyabook:

beben-eleben:

Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking

OH MY GOD.

mom taught me how to shave

is your father dead or is your mom just really hairy

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the-uncensored-she:

Mr. Rock reminding you of the white male dominated entertainment industry’s racist fuckery.

just say it like it is

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tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone

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(via kenya-naht)

awkwardvagina:

true desperation presented in a single image

awkwardvagina:

true desperation presented in a single image

(via katieer18)

bjerk:

can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty

(via pizza)